I don’t think this is a log is mine. I found it in my purse.
I don’t really know if I want to be known as the girl around here who sits on things.
Are these pasties racist?
I thought you might want to finger my man box.
I’m going to tongue you like a salt lick!
What if I pour Goldschlager all over my muffin?
Do you want to put our bellies together and let our squirrels talk?
You better press your boobs against the wall cause that’s the only place they are safe!
I am gonna go pump my sweater puppies.
You got deep Balzered.